Saturday, December 19, 2009

Saturday - 12/19

5AM

Many chins/dips.

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching - 45's + chain + platemates. Again concentrating on just gulping some air. Thumb web holding up well.
Left - Credit Card set work.
Fat Dumbbell wrist curls.

Does anyone know anyone who has bought an Iron Fucking Bonsai? ;)

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Thursday - 12/17

5AM

Woke up sick.

Grip training
Breezed through, too much sick ache.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Tuesday - 12/15

5AM

Damp night. Sore joints.

Grip Training
Backed off today. Still fatigued from weekend. Otherwise same movements.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Sunday - 12/13

6AM

Sore from yesterday.

Grip training

Right - Plate pinching w/45's. Same protocol. Delt is firming up, thumb web is still resilient.
Left - credit card work with grippers. This is a pain in the balls.
Titan's Telegraph

We just reviewed the results from the Gripmas contest. The numbers are incredible. Jedd's Official 2 hand pinch record of 256+  just set the benchmark for the next decade. So much for the beliefs of the "old guard" that there is no legitimacy to the so called "backyard contests".

We eagerly await following the 2 Hand Pinch record's ascent to 270. 

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Saturday - 12/12

5AM

Chins/Dips beforehand. Feel the burn!

Grip Training
Right - Plate Pinching - 45's + chain + platemates. Same protocol, get a few inches of air, and move them to the side or front. Thumb web still holding on.
Left - Credit Card set work, Go Really holds
Wrist curls with fat dumbbell.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Thursday - 12/10

5AM

Light day. Kept everything light/medium, drank coffee and listened to Overkill.

Good to see the continued indifferent reaction to the Kinney DVD on the GB. We are wondering how long it will be before the secret gripper Mr Kinney has never mentioned before is offered for sale at our favorite fictional grip mercantile. Will there be a third update to the Captains of Crush book? Since he forgot to mention this mystery gripper in the first two editions. ;)

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Trailer Park Boys



Incomparable

The Night The Reindeer Died

From the timeless classic that is "Scrooged"

Tuesday - 12/8

7AM

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching. 45's/chain/platemates. Web is holding up
Left - Credit Card Set work. Go Really Grip Holds
Titans Telegraph

Not much energy in the Joe Kinney thread on the GB. The world of grip is moving beyond "legends" and "Old-Timers".

Monday, December 07, 2009

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Sunday - 12/6

6AM

Same as yesterday, but worked in Go Really Grip holds to finish off left hand.

We find it interesting that no one has posted buying the Kinney DVD on the GB.

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Saturday - 12/5

5AM

Many chins and dips to start.

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching 45's + chains + plate mates. Same protocol, pick up a few inches and move laterally. No thumb rips.
Left - Credit card work.
Titan's Telegraph

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Tuesday - 12/1

5AM

Still a tad sore.

Right - Plate pinching
Left - Credit Card Set Practice -> Go Really holds
Wrist curls with fat dumbbell.

James Henderson Incline Benching

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Sunday - 11/29

7AM

SORE, especially in bicep/forearm tie-in.

Took it easy. Did enough to get blood in.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Saturday - 11/28

6AM

Many chinups and dips to start.

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching. Thumb web holding up. Will continue with present routine.
Left - Credit Card set work.
Holds with Go Really
Fat Dumbbell wrist curls

Right ring finger knuckle split open from holds.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Thursday - 11/26

8AM

Up late obsessing with Fedora 12/QEMU/KVM and sipping vodka.

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching with chains through holes. Concentrating on breaking 45's a few inches off ground and moving to side or front. This range seems to be saving me from thumb web tears, and eases pressure on delt while working the hardest part.
Right - Grippers. Practice with credit card set. Holds with Go Really
Wrist Curls with fat dumbbell.

Who else has noticed the fleeting Kinney DVD mentions on our beloved grip forum by barely registered "members"?

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Sunday - 11/22

6AM

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching. Shoulder improving. Slipped chains through 45's holes and concentrated on picking up a few inches and moving plates 6 to 8 inches from starting point.
Left - Credit card work. Sore today, cut it short.
Light holds with Go Really grip
Fat Dumbbell wrist curls.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Saturday - 11/21

Wide awake at 4AM.
Started upgrade to Fedora 12 on one laptop.

430AM
Many dips/chins.
Upgrade running.

Grip Training - Quick pace.
Right - Plate pinching. Still coddling shoulder, but steadily improving.
Left - credit card practice
Go Really Grip Holds
Wrist curls with fat dumbbell.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Thursday - 11/19

5AM

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching. Shoulder feeling better.
Left - Credit Card work with #3. Groove improving. Need to keep pinky off handle for first half inch or so of movement.
Holds with Go Really grip.
Wrist curls with fat dumbbell.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Calm Down People

We have noticed an inordinate amount of postings on our beloved grip forum inquiring about Joe Kinney's training methods and the "secret weapon" etc lately. We  wonder about these dubious posts and their origins.  The GB has it's share of brutally strong lads who have excelled on the platform where it counts. Seek out their advice and pay attention.

If you are contemplating the purchase of a DVD we recommend The Iron Grip Pinch Training DVD. This is the definitive grip DVD. A classic.

Tuesday - 11/17

5AM

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinching. Shoulder steadily getting better.
Left - Credit Card Set work with #3. Groove slowly taking shape.
Go Really Grip one hand holds. Since a majority of the credit card movement is easy, this or similar movements are necessary.
Wrist Curls with fat dumbbell.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

FAIL

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Sunday - November 15

6AM

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinching - Shoulder steadily getting better.
Left - Credit Card Attempts on #3. Steadily improving on groove. Holds/Negatives on Go Really machine. If a credit card was 1-7/8s inches, I'd be done. ;)

DB wrist curls with fat dumbbell.
Titan's Telegraph

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Saturday - November 14

5AM

Hit many dips/chins/jumpstretch good mornings before grip.

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching - no twinge in shoulder.
Left - Worked on credit card set. Still fighting with the "twisinting" in last quarter inch. This is more of a big pinch than a crush
Worked in holds on Go Really.
Wrist Curls with fat dumbbell

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Thursday - 11/12

4AM - Woke up early

Another 70 percent day. Sore.

More glory from the People of Walmart


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Tuesday - 11/10

5AM

Grip Training
Sore from Sunday

Dialed it back and just cruised through at 70 percent of Sunday.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Sunday - November 8

Too fucking busy to post lately.

No workouts missed. Good to see the "yungins" discussing the "retired" NFL strength coach and exploring the meaning of "Word is Bond".

Started to key on credit card closes. With 7.375 inch hands it's a struggle to find "the spot". When opening to get the card in the thumb sided handle slips, and I run out of finger in the last 1/8-3/16. Need to set well back into thumb pad.

Right - Started strap holds today with #3. Strap is about 3/16". Credit Card position close, but no credit card insert. Solid bite into strap. Used 10 pounds for 6 singles.

Left - Plate pinching. Front delt is hit or miss. Need to warm up thoroughly.

DB Wrist Curls with fat dumbbells.
Titan's Telegraph.

Noticed the second edition of the Captains of Crush book was available on Amazon, so bought it.

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Thursday - 10/1

Did basically same workout on Tuesday.
Entire callous came off in one big flake on right thumb yesterday. It had same structure as a big toenail.

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching with chains. Right delt "tweak", worked through it.
Left - Grippers - wide set. Bit fatigued, but slowly improving.
Titan's Telegraph - Thumb + last 2 fingers

Who would not want a famous Hollywood director to sodomize their teenage daughter? ;)

Monday, September 28, 2009

Weekend - 9/26 - 9/27

Same workout both days. Hitting high numbers of dips and chins before workout. Saturday
worked in 5 foot 5/8 inch chains around neck.

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching with chain.
Left - Grippers - wide set (1.5 inches to 1.75 inches)
Levering
Titan's Telegraph w/ thumb and last 2 fingers.
Tore right thumb Sunday.

We've found that trying to smoosh down to the parallel set, leaves a tiny margin of error, that is enough to miss the squeeze.

As we predicted months ago, it looks like JBK will be selling his DVD through the Fictional group. Something else we won't buy. ;)

Saturday, September 26, 2009

All Week

Did not miss any workouts, too fucking bust at work to concentrate.

It's interesting to read some of the advancements of levering and "Weavering" on our beloved grip forum. It's about time that stale tales of "strongman" lore are moving out of the parlor trick realm to the next level where the competitors will set the bar. Fuck the "Old-Timers". ;)

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Saturday 9/19 - Sunday 9/20

Took Wed to Friday off. Hit Atlantic City. It's the best beach deal going.

Same workout on Saturday and today

Right - Plate pinching - emphasize overcrush.
Left - grippers - wide set.
Titan's Telegraph
Levering

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Tuesday - 9/15

Sunday - 9/14 - About same as Saturday

Tuesday 9 /15

Lower arms sore. "Slow" to wake up.

Right - Plate pinching. Emphasizing overcrush at top. Tore fuking thumb.
Left - Grippers - wide set. Ran out of gas fast.
Titan's Telegraph
Levering

Time to take a few days off.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Behemoth - Ov Fire And The Void


True workout music.

Saturday - 9/12

Hit grip every day this week except for Friday.

Many chins/dips. Draped 2  5 foot 5/8" chains around neck for both movements.

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching. Have been working in overcrushes at top of movement the past couple of weeks. Along with the Titan's (thumb and last 2 fingers only) have noticed a big improvement. Just need to coddle front delt tweak.

Left - Grippers - wide sets. Staying in 4 to 6 rep range.
Levering
Titan's Telegraph - thumb and last 2 fingers. Control and deliberate-ness is key here.

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Monday, September 07, 2009

Monday - 9/7

7AM

Many chinups and dips

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching
Left - Grippers - wide set
Titan's Telegrap - Thumb + last 2 fingers

People of Wal-Mart captures a special piece of Americana. Enjoy

Sunday - 9/6

7AM

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching
Left - Grippers - wide set
Titan's Telegraph - Thumb + last 2 fingers
Levering

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Saturday - 9/5

Many chins/dips before grip.

Grip Training
Right - Plate Pinching - webbing finally getting better.
Left - Grippers - wide set.
Titan's Telegraph - ring and pinky + thumb

Went light last Tuesday and Thursday on pinch. Maintained grippers at wide closes. Just too fucking tired to post.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Sunday - 8/30

6AM - Rain most of night.

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching. Thumb web raw and started bleeding almost immediately. Did what I could.
Left - Grippers - wide set.
Titan's Telegraph

Watered new sod for post training therapy.


Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Satrurday - 8/29

RAIN

Fell behind on posting. Did not miss any workouts this week. Right thumb web is like tissue.

Many chinups and dips beforehand, with 5 foot 5/8inch chains over neck.

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching. Light. Emphasize on squeeze.
Left - Grippers - Focus on 1.5 to 2 inch range.
Titans Telegraph
Levering

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Saturday - 8/22

6AM

Lower Back
Many pullups and dips w/ 5 foot 5/8 chain over neck. This is almost every workout.

Grip Training

Right - Thumb torn. High rep titan's telegraph
Left - grippers - 1 and 2 inch sets
Levering

Who remembers the "Patient's Bill of Rights"?

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Thursday - 8/20

Wide awake at 230AM So,

Hit lower back

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching w/ 5/8 inch chains. Tore fucking thumb. But managed to force through.
Left - Grippers - 1 and 2 inch closes.
Levering
Titan's Telegraph

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Tuesday - 8/18

5AM

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching. Thumb web raw. Concentrated on hold at top.
Left - Grippers/Go Really. Worked 2 inch and 1 inch range. Fatigued from Sunday, but overall base is up.

Titans
Levering

Sunday, August 16, 2009

This Past Week

Finally 2 days without rain.
Managed to work in high volume of chins and dips this week.

Grip Training
Right - Pinch is on vacation and thumb web fucking torn to the bone. Deloaded with light plate pinching and high rep Titans.
Left - Crush - Grippers and Go Really. Working wide sets and 1" sets. Steadily coming back.
Started high rep levering this week.

Off to get poison ivy killer and a box of wine.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Tuesday - 8/11

430AM
RAIN!

Lower back work

Grip Training

Back off. Still sore. Circuited light pinch, light grippers, light titans and light hammer curls.

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Sunday - 8/9

RAIN
7AM
Lower back work

Grip training
SORE. Dampness does no help.

Right - Plate pinching + chains
Left - Go Really grip, strap holds with #3
DB concentration hammer curls + Tyler grips

Struggled through everything.

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Saturday 8/8

6AM

Lower back work

Chinups/Dips with 5/8" chain tossed around neck. High volume.

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinching + 5/8 inch chains
Left - Go Really, strap holds w/#3 , reps with lighter grippers. starting to come back
DB concentration curls with Tyler Grips

Friday, August 07, 2009

Thursday - 8/6

430 AM

Lower back work

Grip Training

Left - Plate pinching + chains (5/8 inch chains attached with magnets)- Backed off on weight. Need to deload/recycle
Right - Go Really Grip - Strap Holds with #3 Ironmind gripper
DB Hammer curls with Tyler grips

No shoulder issues today.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

8/4 - Tuesday

430AM - As you get older, you get up earlier.

Usual posterior chain shit.
Fucking humid.

Grip training
Right shoulder still has tweak.
Right - Plate pinching - Tweak makes this twice as hard as it should be. Hand just "shuts off"
Left - Go Really/Strap Holds w #3. Sore, but slowly improving.
Titans Telegraph
DB Hammer curls w/ Tyler Grips

Almost opened a beer with breakfast.

Sunday, August 02, 2009

Sunday - 8/2 - Tyler Grips

RAIN!

Hit lower back.

GRIP TRAINING
Right shoulder felt much better today, still some "hesitation".
Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Go Really/#3 strap holds/screwed with lighter grippers. Strap holds murder hand.
Titan's Telegraph
DB Hammer Curls with Tyler Grips - Frigging hard. Highly recommended.

Saturday, August 01, 2009

Saturday - 8/1

Fucking August already!

Rain all night.

Usual reverse hypers/45 degree hypers/many chins/many dips + chains and weight belt.

Right front delt and elbow acting up.

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching. Struggle, tweak in right delt seemed to shut arm off. Oh well. Did what I could.
Left - Go Really, #3 strap holds
Titans

Hopefully shoulder clears up for tomorrow.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Tuesday - Thursday - 7/28 - 7/29

Grip Training.

Rain every frigging night. Cellar slick.
Strength still off. Still sore from Saturday. "Finish" is not there.

Right - Plate pinching
Left - GoReally/Grippers
Titans

Monday, July 27, 2009

Monday - 7/27/2009 - Upgraded Template

We upgraded to the new blogger template, about 2 years too late. Some tweaking still awaits.

Lower arms sore.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Sunday - 7/26/2009

Rain all night and humid.

Usual lower back work. Upper body sore, skipped chins/dips.

Grip Training
Should have skipped grip also. Sore from elbows down. Tried to salvage something for 20 minutes,
then lit a cigar.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Saturday - 7/25

Reverse Hypers/45 Degree Hypers
Many dips/chins - 5/8 inch 5 foot chain around neck.

Grip Training
Right - Plate Pinching + Plate Mates.
Left - Go Really/Grippers - Strap Holds with #3. Finally. Used IM strap.
Titan's Telegraph

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Thursday - 7/23

430AM

Many reverse hypers and 45 degree hypers. If I keep waking up like this, may start keeping cane by bed. Louie Simmons should be knighted for inventing the reverse hyper.

Grip Training
Right - Plate Pinching + weight
Left - Go Really/Gripper closes and holds. Yes we are using a MM set. The hardest part of a gripper close is the close. Work it. The rest will fall into place.
Titans Telegraph
Grippers slowly coming around. Left middle knuckle is still a bit raw. Held off on adding strap holds.

Good to see our beloved grip forum is choosing to ignore the pedantic, self loathing rants of the IM overlord. It's time to move on.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

July 20 - 21

Many chins and dips before grip training. Used Spud belt with weight plus 5/8 inch chains draped over neck. The swing from belt and chains adds a great dimension.

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching + weight.
Left - Go Really, gripper closes/holds
Titans

We see that IM has another callow screed posted about CC certification, the early legends, and berating of the Gripboard founder. We grow weary over this repeated dance. We will say it again, the "mockery" rests entirely with IM, they selected the judges that approved the certifications. As for KTA, we have it, the "setting" demonstrates, what used to be the legal 1 inch close range. The same set that Nathan Holle demonstrates in the IM book, "Captains of Crush Grippers; What They Are and How to Close Them". We see a second edition of this book is coming this fall, let the redactions commence. ;)

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Saturday - 7/18

5AM
Plenty of dips and chins. Instead of dip belt, used 5/8 inch chains slung over neck. Gave dips a different feel.

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching
Left - Go Really/Grippers
May start to work strap holds in next week.

Titans

Friday, July 17, 2009

July 14 - July 17

Continuing to hit many pullups and dips. Great warmup for grip. Weight is still slowly coming off.

Grip Training

Right - Concentrating on plate pinching.
Left - Go Really/Hardy/Grippers. I hate fucking crush. Left middle finger base knuckle still "tweaky"
but getting better.
Titan's - Both hands

We are not surprised to see IM jump the shark and incoherently, publicly denigrate a steady customer because they questioned the quality of a recent gripper purchase. We saw the cheese slipping off the cracker when they ran the Milo Brookfield article, with the photo spread of him dumping ice water on his head while wearing nothing but boxer shorts.

Grip has reached the level of 2 Girls 1 Cup. ;)

Monday, July 13, 2009

Sunday - 7/12

Sore

Many Chins/Dips

Grip Training
Left - Go Really/Hardy Handshake/Some grippers. I hate fucking grippers. Left middle finger knuckle still not 100%. Blob work still hurts.
Right - Plate Pinching + Plate Mates
Titan's Telegraph

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Saturday - 7/11

45 degree hypers w/weight
Reverse Hypers
Many chins/dips - great warmup for grip
Used spud dip belt. Heavy nylon webbing much more comfortable then old leather piece

Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Go Really - Grippers. The comeback road is paved with rocks.
Both - Titans telegraph

We noticed the recent pinhead debate over the no-set/MM Set cheating nonsense.
If you want to close big grippers, you need to gain strength to plow through the last 1/4". Nothing
will work better than deep setting and concentrating on that range. Working no set with lighter grippers will only get you to a certain level. The room temperature IQ stance comparing MM setting to bench shirts holds no water.

Brookfield's writings are full of "setting the gripper" so you can get the best position for your hand size. As you begin murdering the "close" everything will come up.

Remember - Block weights = Hand Strength

Friday, July 10, 2009

New Equipment


Picked up the SPUD DIPPING BELT at EliteFTS this week. Will begin to work it in this weekend.
It is a top quality piece. EliteFTS is at the top of the mountain when it comes to service and product.

One thing they do not have is the PDA Blobette. This piece is well worth it if you are chasing the BLOB. Get one.

Friday - 7/10

Many chinups and dips.
Titan's Telegraph.
Aveeno on callouses.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Wednesday - 7/8

YMCA - Many pullups/dips.
Light Titans Telegraph.
Dropped about 30 pounds, feel tremendous.

We want to thank our friend House for the sudden burst of traffic here. Adsense revenue is off the chart, and when one plugs in "grip training" in the google, we find ourselves on the first page. Our grip voice continues to reach the masses. ;)

Now to splurge the AdSense Benjamins on Cigarbid. :)

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Tuesday 7/7

Best I've felt in a month. Prednisone effects are gone.
Hit dips/pullups/grip.

We are getting a kick out of the self important horse's ass "House" commenting about our little blog. ;)

GFY

;)

Sunday, July 05, 2009

Sunday - 7/5

Poison Ivy settled down this week. Lots of new skin. Pus has run its course. Prednisone cycle is over. Can think clearly again.

Did not miss any workouts this week. Many dips, Many pullups.
Grip strength rebounding after prednisone squashing.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Monday - 6/29

Still rashy and beat.

Fired through dips and chins, finished with grip. Starting to come back.

Did we miss something, or was there ZERO mention of the Woodall Grip contest on Ironmind? This officially sanctioned contest had the largest, strongest group of competitors in recent history.

Who is not surprised that the former legend is now claiming an "Official World Record" on the "Axle" Deadlift, by one of his acolytes? OFFICIAL WORLD RECORDS are done at sanctioned contests, with sanctioned officials, not at fucking barbecues. We anxiously await the results to be posted at Ironmind. ;)

Who is the gutless punk complaining to google?

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Sunday - 6/28

Finished up prednisone yesterday for poison ivy. The regimen was murder, but it worked. No pus for 2 days.

Managed to do many dips and chins this week. Did grip everyday. Prednisone wacked strength down.
Dried drops of pus litter the grip floor. ;)

Big fucking deal a pedophile died. This should happen every day. Fuck "Jacko".

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Brilliant


US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com

Still In Poison Ivy Hell

Doctor quadrupled prednisone dose and got a massive shot. Pus is becoming a way of life.

Still managing chinups and dips. Need to put a towel on floor to soak up pus. Prednisone is destroying strength, but it's working on the rash.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Poison Ivy Hell

This is fucking murder. Medrol Dose Pack is kicking the shit out of me. But have not missed a workout.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Sunday - 6/14

Fucking poison ivy. Good thing none got on hands. Missed no workouts.
Starting to focus on Go Really with left. Knuckle just sensitive now.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Tuesday - 6/9

Left knuckle swelling continuing to go down. Left palm blister fully healed. Never do yard work without fucking gloves!

Left - Go Really Grip Machine, Hardy Handshake
Right Plate Pinching

Finish with DB wrist curls, levering, and Titans.

Isn't it interesting that the former "Grip Legend's" acolytes are not on the confirmed competitor's list for the W'dall grip challenge as well as the pinch king? We look to enormous 2 hand pinch lifts to be done at W'dall's, we also predict "unofficial" records to be set on non standard equipment soon after this competition.

The grip world is about as sleazy as hanging to death in a closet in a Bangkok hotel. ;)

Sunday, June 07, 2009

Sunday - 6/7

Worked 12 hour days getting new virtualized infrastructure in place. Did not miss any workouts.

Left hand blister palm hole and knuckle healing nicely.
Right - Plate pinching feeling solid.


We see that the freshly launched "Gripper Superstore" is announcing the Baraban adjustable gripper. If you are new, this is a direct RIP-OFF of the Horne Vulcan Gripper. We will NEVER do business with this vendor or Baraban. Go fuck yourselves. ;)

Monday, June 01, 2009

Past Week

Making steady improvement with left hand rehab. Hauled out Hardy Handshake. Left has been Go Really, Titans and Hardy Handshake. Keep your hand right at the pivot point when using the HH, the leverage is the meanest here. I've found that by concentrating on the last 2 fingers, mitigates the tendency to cheat. I finally have a use for the old 1 inch plates that are lying all over the cellar. Swelling is way down.

Right - Still concentrating on plate pinching with added weight (York 45's + PlateMates).
Get the Horne DVD. Concentrating on the "palm squeeze" will pay off.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Dorm Fire


Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire

Thursday - Friday - 5/21-22

Dragged out Go Really Grip Machine to continue left hand rehab. Alternating sets between Titans and Go Really. It maybe 2 years since I touched the Go Really. Sore.

Right - Continue w/ Plate pinching

Levering.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Wednesday - 5/20

15 hour day yesterday. Attended VMWARE users group meeting. Signed non-disclosures,
saw some cool stuff. Still prefer KVM though.

5AM

Hit the Y ate , the grip.

Grip Training
Rehabbing Left
Right - Plate pinching
finished with wrist curls and levering.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Saturday - 5/16

5AM
Many pullups before hand.

Still rehabbing left hand. Slow but progressing. The Titan's is the new mistress.
Right - Plate pinching
Reverse DB wrist curls
Levering.

Down 20 pounds in bodyweight. Pullups feel effortless.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Update

Left hand slowly coming back. Just doing high rep Titans and wrist curl work. The Blob50 still irritates. No sense in being stupid.

Right Hand - Had a bout of soreness also. But managed to get a tad of air with the York 45's and 11.25 pounds of Platemates attached.

How can something be an official record when it's set on a completely different apparatus than what OFFICIAL records are set on? We would prefer to just call it a BIG lift.

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Frig

Been nursing a sore knuckle the past couple weeks. Left hand, middle finger, knuckle closest to the palm is swollen out the wazoo. It's starting to recede. The weather change has been murder. I don't remember it being this way 25 years ago. ;)

Friday, April 17, 2009

Thoma Paine on to Washington



The Brilliant Funbobbasso

Friday, April 10, 2009

Back

Was out of town at a conference. Smoked many cigars.
Fuck taxes.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Saturday - 4/4

6AM
Rain all day, all night, and continuing.

Grip Training
New Model Rolling Thunder - 2x10 - Thumb and index tips are well over 1 inch apart.
Right - Plate Pinching + chain
Left - Blob50 pinching.
DB wrist curls
Reverse DB wrist curls
Levering
Titan's

Tough, rain/dampness made everything tough.

Friday, April 03, 2009

Thursday - 4/2

5AM

Grip Training
Rolling Thunder - 2x10 - New model

Right - Plate Pinching w/chain
Left - Blob50 Pinching
DB wrist curls
Titan's

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Tuesday - 3/31

5AM

Grip Training

New model Rolling Thunder - 2x10
Right - Plate pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Reverse DB wrist curl
Titan's Telegraph

Rough today. Cellar was 57 degrees F. "Cold plate sting"


What the fuck is with Baraban ripping off Horne's Vulcan gripper? From this point forward we will NEVER buy/recommend/use any Baraban products. Go fuck yourself.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Sunday - 3/29

Murdered all week. Vmware ESX is my new mistress.

Did not miss any workouts. Followed same template. Improving on new model Rolling Thunder. For me, it feels as if fingertips and wrists are the biggest factors.

We just caught up on the IM news from the 24th. It looks like they are doing their own grip contests, with the assistance from some strongman federation. We will leave the "conspiracy theories" to others for now. ;) It's interesting to follow the time line of the drop-outs from the WD'all contest, the silence from the former legend, and one of the drop-outs claiming he never committed and the other two not knowing they dropped out.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Tuesday - 3/24

Have not missed any workouts. Too fucking busy and tired to post.

We find it amusing that the former legend's proteges seemed to have no idea that they
had pulled out of the big W'dll Grip Challenge.

;)

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Sunday - 3/15

10AM - Overslept

Grip Training
New Model Rolling Thunder - 2 x10
Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Levering, Titans, reverse DB wrist curl, DB wrist curl

Don't let ego get in the way with Titan's Telegraph work. Go medium,
focus on the pinching. Otherwise you may end up with a nasty thumb pad injury.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Saturday - 3/14

6AM

Many pullups

Grip Training
Right - Plate Pinching + PlateMates
Left - Blob50 Pinching
Levering

Hit the Y.

Friday, March 13, 2009

On the Road

Still vacationing.

Caught up on the regular interval of who will TNS the #4, and the always co-joined subject of Joe Kinney.

We have no doubt Kinney closed a #4, but with the history of earlier IM grippers varying wildly in resistance, this #4 could very well have been a 3.5. When it was tested by IM and found to be "full strength" by IM, we ask, how was it tested? Did a #2 closer give it a squeeze and declare it harder than a #3? Was a "redneck" type calibrator used? Or did a former legend just declare it a #4 from long distance?

"Fucking Nut Bags" ;)

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Operational Pause

Out of town this week.

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Saturday - 3/7

6AM
Supposed to climb into the 60's today. Woo Hoo!

Grip Training
New Model Rolling Thunder - 3x10. As stated before, the handle is not "smooth". It has fine
grooves along it's circumference. It resembles the surface of a vinyl record album. Young gripsters will not know what that is.

Right - Plate Pinching. Split fucking thumb on last set.
Left - Blob50 Pinching
Levering, reverse DB wrist curl, Titan's

We got the new MILO this week. In flipping through it we were greeted with photos of a shirtless, boxer short outfitted J Brookfield dumping a bucket of water on his head. What in the frig is going on with grip people? Other than that some of the other articles were pretty good. We'll pour through it tonight.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Thursday - 3/5

5AM - Fucking 9 degrees F. outside. Cellar frozen. Forgot to start space heater.

Grip Training
New Model Rolling Thunder - 3x10
Right - Plate pinching
Left - Blob50 Pinching. For the many newbies visiting, YES this is EQUAL to a fucking York Blob, ignore the former legends. If you want an excellent tool for blob training, get a PDA Blobette.

Twist yo' wrist, Titans Telegraph, reverse ghetto formulator. If you paid for a "real" formulator, you got hoodwinked.

We eagerly await the results of the Arnold Grip Gauntlet. ;)

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Tuesday - 3/3

4 Degrees F. Snow all day yesterday. Sore.

5AM

New Model Rolling Thunder - 3x10 - Both hands
Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Levering, Titan's , Reverse DB wrist Curl, DB wrist curl

Had to force through this one.

Prepare yourself to be reminded that the traveling grip gauntlet is where all the big boys of grip go.
;)

Monday, March 02, 2009

Who

is not surprised by the recent dropouts in the big Southern grip challenge?

;)

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Sunday - 3/1

Snow coming!

Grip Training

New Model Rolling Thunder - 3 x 10. It's practically a pinch.
Right - Plate Pinching + chains
Left - Blob50 Pinching
Levering, Titans, Reverse DB wrist curls, DB wrist curls.

Isn't amazing that nearly all of the OFFICIAL records in gripdom have been set in small venues and backyards? These records have been on a continuous ascent since we've been a member of our beloved grip forum. Our niche sport is now hitting numbers that a few years ago were considered impossible. The former legends and kings are having a difficult time struggling with their egos. We'll say it again - "Fucking Nut Bags". ;)

And what the fuck is wrong with fucking neoprene elbow sleeves? Every photo I have ever seen of Slim the Hammerman, has him wearing those goofy B&D leather wrist braces. Does that mean he has never officially performed any of his feats?