They Still Have These?

The latest "steaming deuce" from Fictional Hand Strength just dropped into our e-commode. We have just learned that 8 of the $55.00 blue grippers remain on their shelves. Oh the fucking horror!

Buying this garbage only further convinces some that this sport has a higher share of participants that belong on the flight deck of their local mental health facility than other niche "sports" fanatics. We will never make it to ESPN 8 - The Ocho. ;)

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EDIT - 3/2/2007 - Evidently there are 5 left. Really? Which of the Raincoat Peep Show Grip Crowd bought the three? Hang your heads in fucking shame, douche rockets. ;)