Monday, June 30, 2008

Monday - 6/30

530AM

YMCA
Close Grip Bench - 5xalotta w/ 225
Hammer Flat - 1x12
Tri Pushdowns - 6x10
Abs

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Sunday - 6/29

7AM

Reverse Hypers
45 Degree Hypers
Standing Presses

Grip Training
Right - Plate Piching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Glove work
Coming back.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Friday - Saturday - 6/27-28

Friday
5AM
Close Grip Bench - 4xalotta w/ 225
Hammer Flat Bench - 3x15
Abs

Saturday
45 degre hypers
reverse hypers

Grip Training
Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Slowly coming back

YMCA
Pullups - 5x20+
Circuited shoulders to get soreness out
Rope Extensions
Rope Curls
some more crap
abs

It's sad to see "grip authority's" realize they have become increasingly irrelevant as the community organizes and formulates it's own legitimate standards.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Thursday - 6/26


5AM

45 degree hypers
reverse hypers
standing presses

Grip Training
Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
"Feel" starting to come back.

We are sitting here besides ourselves after reading the scathing diatribe on Ironmind's page concerning "the sets", Certification (old rules vs new rules) and a thinly disguised acerbic criticism of the KTA program.

If the MM set is so easy, why has there been the same guy at the top of the MM ladder for over 2 years? Surely some strength is needed?

The top gripper guys are the ones murdering themselves with choker and MM sets. Not the Fictional Hand people publicizing that they are closing their #2 for 30+ wide reps. Certify on the 4 then get back to us. ;)

N Holle's chapter in the Captain of Crush book, clearly show's a 1 INCH set. This book is constantly referred to as the be all and end all of gripper books by IM. The real problem, as we see it it, rests with IM picking SLOPPY judges for gripper certifications. Their lapse at the helm introduced the abusive two hand closes and foot stomped grippers. Simply tightening up the judging and enforcing a one hand close of one plus inches would have gone a long way to doing things right.

It is clear that the "Fictional" gurus, and broken down legends have had a hand in the increasingly childish snipes at our beloved grip forum.

Jealousy and petty squabbling will be the downfall of our little obsession.

Throw everyone off the list. Fuck the world. ;)

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Wednesday - 6/25

530AM

Pullups - 3x20+
Hammer Lat Pulls - 4x15
Circuited around
Abs

We just had some cheap bastard from Wisconsin who ended up here by searching for a John Brookfield Torrent. Get out of your cellar and get a fucking job. ;)

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Tuesday - 6/24

530AM

45 Degree Hypers
Reverse Hypers

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
glove work

Monday, June 23, 2008

George Carlin - RIP


I remember buying "Class Clown" on VINYL when it first came out.

Monday - 6/23


Rain all night.

Close Grip Bench - 5x20
Hammer Flat Bench - 3x15
Rope Tricep Extensions
Rope Face Pulls
Abs

Image from EXURBANLEAGUE

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Sunday - 6/22

8AM - Rain all night. More coming

45 degree hypers
Reverse Hypers

Grip trianing

Right - plate pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Glove work

Makes sense:

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Saturday - 6/21

Spent the week in Boston at the RedHat Linux Summit. It was good to be surrounded by propeller heads. ;)

7AM

45 degree hypers
reverse hypers
standing presses

Grip Training
Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching

YMCA

Pullups - 3x alotta
Hammer Lat Pulls - 3x20
Circuited around.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Tuesday - 6/17

Coughed egg yolk sized snots all night.

45 degree hypers
Reverse Hypers

20 minutes of grip training.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Monday 6/16

5AM - Sick like an animal.

45 degree hypers, reverse hypers

Hit the cellar for a high rep session. Still feel like a turd, but a healthy turd.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Weekend - Saturday 6/14 - Sunday 6/15

Saturday

5AM

45 Degree hypers
Reverse Hypers

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching
Left - Blob50 Pinching

8AM - YMCA
Pullups - 5x20
Hammer Lat pull - 4x20
Circuit arms
Abs

Sunday

8AM
45 Degree Hypers
Reverse Hypers
Standing Presses

Grip Training
Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Glove Work

It was good to the discussion of closing/legitimizing a tampered #4 be shut down quickly on our favorite grip forum this week. At one time this gripper was a #4, now it is an abomination used to fuel weak egos. ;)

Friday, June 13, 2008

The Case Against Public Transportation

I don't care if gas goes to 10 bucks a gallon, I will not get on ANY public transportation. ;)

Friday - 6/13

530AM

Close Grip Bench - 4x20
Hammer Flat Bench - 2x12
Rope Tri Extensions
Halbert Raises
Abs

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Thursday - 6/12

5AM

45 Degree Hypers
Reverse Hypers

Standing Presses

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Glove work

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Tuesday - June 10 - Wed - June 11

Tuesday - It's been 95 to 100+F degrees here. Still a bit sore, so took the dog out in the morning and lit a Rocky Patel Edge.

Wednesday - On the road for a meeting. Fully infected with the fuckits. ;)

Monday, June 09, 2008

Monday - 6/9

530AM - Another day approaching 100 degrees F. It's about time!

Close Grip bench - 4xa lotta
Hammer Flat Bench - 2x12
Rope Tri Extensions
Rope Face Pulls
Halbert Raises
Abs

Sunday, June 08, 2008

A Moron Defined



Imagine if John McCain orally stumbled around like this. ;)

Sunday - 6/8 - Internet Whining



8AM - Rain last night. Temp was 100F yesterday using garage and car thermometer.

45 degree hypers
Reverse Hypers

Standing Presses

Grip Training
Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Glove work.

Looks like some are coming around to our point of view, that using a tampered, foot stomped gripper is not the way to build credibility. ;)

As stated many times in our writings here, the legitimately strong will percolate to the top in competition. Ignore the legends and the Oldtime strength crap.

Time to console our Blob50, it suffers in knowing that it will never elevate us to grip legend status. ;)

Saturday, June 07, 2008

Saturday - 6/7


5AM

45 degree hypers
Reverse Hypers

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching
Left - Blob50 Pinching
Glove Work

8AM - YMCA

Pullups - 3 x alotta
Lat Pulls -> Rope Rows - 4 passes
Light Arms
Abs

We are troubled over some recent videos, posted on our beloved grip forum, which claim strong
#4 gripper attempts with one of "Timmy's" foot stomped, deformed, tampered grippers.
People it is time to back off and restore credibility to our niche obsession. The bile is eating away at our teeth. This bullshit stops now!

Enjoy the sun.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Remember D-Day



Image from HOTAIR.

Friday - 6/6

5AM - Woke up early. Humid

Close Grip Benchs - alottareps over 4 sets
Hammer Flat bench - 2 x alotta
Rope Tri Extensions
Rope Face Pulls
Abs

Lower arms a bit sore.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Thursday - 6/5

5AM - Rain
Forgot what I did yesterday.
45 degree hypers/Reverse Hypers
Standing presses

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Glove work - both hands

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Tuesday - 6/3

Got up at 5AM, lit a cigar and took the dog for 2 miles.

Busy all day at work, and we get home to be greeted by some slipshod
video from the "legend" proving the origninalbiglieblob is harder to lift
than the imitation blobs we the grip mortals have been cursed with. ;)

Six minutes of video and neither implement is put on a scale, or measured
with a cloth tape and calipers. This video evidence is about as sound as a Hong Kong suit. ;)

Look people, we are sure there are some defective blobs that are bit fatter or thinner than
most. But surely they are on the tail furthest from the bell. They are cast iron for Christ sakes.

But come on grown men acting like jealous school kids because their
"legend" status is growing cloudy, is getting dopey.

We are confident that the truly strong, who dominate the competitive platform
would positively destroy these imaginary blobs.

Time for bed.
;)

Much better videos, the incomparable Dr. Evil:



Our Wait Is At An End


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Monday, June 02, 2008

More BigLie Blob Nonsense

We could not feel anything but pity after the "Legend" posted his "PlaineverydayYork" Blob lift
in his continuing campaign in isolating thebigliefatmanyork blob as the true lift.

We ask - Was the other "plain vanilla" York blob even weighed? Or was the weight just arbitrarily written on it? Why no attempt/lift on the the thebigliefatmanyork blob? Could it be that "we" are afraid it might get some air and appear the go up with the same effort?

How about someone grab a cloth tape measure and run it around the dimensions of both implements, then show this new mystery blob on a scale?

No, what we get is some mocking video, meant to denigrate those on the official list and those of us who break their balls in their cellars. And take the fucking headphones off, you are not 12. ;)

;)

Monday - 6/2

530AM

Close Grip Bench - 6x12
Hammer Flat Bench - 3x12
Rope Tricep Extensions - 4x10
Face pulls - 4x12
Halbert Raises - See video - these are a keeper.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Sunday - 6/1

7AM

45 Degree Hypers
Reverse Hypers
Standing Presses

Grip Training
Right - Plate pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Glove work