Saturday, June 30, 2007

Saturday - 6/30

Had to put some shit to bed at work - 5AM

830AM - YMCA
Hammer Lat Pulls - Started w / 1 Pair of 45's, added a pair each set. Ending with 5 Pair.
Sets of 12+ reps
Hammer High Rows - Same as Above. Quick pace
Smith Press -> Hammer Laterals - 4 laps
Hammer Seated Press 4 or 5 sets.
Light arms

Grip Training
Cellar is damp and humid from this past week.

Right Hand - Plate Pinch
Left - Pinch with York blocks

Finished with Titan's Telegraph.
Clawing back.

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Here is our secret training guide:

Squeeze hard, repeat for awhile then rest a few days then do it again

Carry on!

Friday, June 29, 2007

Some Excellent Analysis on the Chris Benoit

Situation at the PWtorch.

Repeated concussions mat have caused most of the cheese to fall from the cracker.

...As Chris Nowinski brought up in today's New York Times article, repeated untreated concussions should be part of the investigation of Benoit's actions and changes WWE could make to help prevent future deaths.

I was appaled that WWE let Chris Benoit continue to do his top rope headbutt dive after his neck surgery. I was told by a WWE official, when I questioned him, "What are we supposed to do? Fine him or suspend him if he keeps doing it?" "Yes!" was my answer. They didn't. ...

Read the whole thing HERE

Friday - 6/29

530AM - Hot and Humid again

YMCA

Close grips - 5 sets of 10. Ending w/ 315
Hammer Flat, Incline, Decline - 2 passess
Kelso Overhead Cable Shrugs - 5x12

Thursday, June 28, 2007

The Incomparable Ray Lyman

I sleep better knowing this guy is keeping the Scranton City Council in check. Well done my friend.

FUJI VICE

Time to enjoy some of the true legends of wrestling. Don Muraco is at the peak of his craft.

FUJI VICE!


Benoit Shot Up His 7 Year Old Boy

The wheels fell off this guy's wagon a long time ago.

From the NY daily News:

Tiny son got illegal boosts?

Wrestler was juicing boy with growth-hormone drug - official

...
Pro wrestler Chris Benoit apparently was pumping human-growth hormone into his 7-year-old son in the weeks before he killed his wife, the boy and himself at their suburban Atlanta home while consumed by "roid rage," a prosecutor said yesterday.

Continue HERE.

More Here plus some photos.

We are reaching back to make Baron Miguel Sicluna (From the Isle of Malta) our true wrestling hero. ;)

WWE's Jillian Hall Calls Benoit Disgusting - DEA Raids Benoit's Doctor's Office

Remember, we were one of the first to condemn Benoit to fucking hell. We hope he is eating pus sandwiches in Hades. ;)


From PWTorch:

Jillian wrote the following on her MySpace page:


"Well, by now the whole world knows of the horrible news that took place this week. With all of the comments and messages from people saying how sorry they are for our loss, I figured I would speak in general. I am 100% in agreeance with WWE and Mr. McMahon on completely erasing all tributes to Chris Benoit. While he had always been nice and polite to me and most of the WWE talent, what he did is completely disgusting and unforgiveable! This man who could have been a legend has demolished his reputation. My heart goes out to Nancy and the adorable Daniel and the family and friends they left behind!"


Drug Agents Raid Dr. Office Who Prescribed Medication to WWE Wrestler Chris Benoit

...The office of Dr. Phil Astin was raided overnight with agents confiscating computers. Dr. Astin has told the Associated Press that he had prescribed testoserone for the wrestler in the past and had seen him on Friday. ...

Full Story HERE

If this "roid range" nonsense were true, half of professional sports would be in friggin prison.

I just stumbled on this Wrestling blog, not to bad:

PROWRESTLINGPUNDIT

Thursday - 6/28

530AM - Humid and hot.

Reverse Hypers, 45 degree hypers. Did extra work here, being in the garage felt pretty good.

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinch
Left - Pinch Work with York blocks

Titan's Telegraph

Starting to move again. Will work EZ curls etc back in this weekend.

The Chris Benoit "'roid rage" chant is in the media echo chamber now. How long before Senators start "hearings" as a response to "Something must be done!". What fucking nonsense.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Chris Benoit Saw Doctor Before

Murders:

Excerpt From the AP:

Benoit had been under the care of Dr. Phil Astin, a longtime friend, for treatment of low testosterone levels. Astin said the condition likely originated from previous steroid use.

Astin prescribed testosterone for Benoit in the past but would not say what, if any, medications he prescribed the day of their meeting.

"He was in my office on Friday to stop by just to see my staff," Astin said. "He certainly didn't show any signs of any distress or rage or anything."

Full Story HERE

Wednesday - 6/27

530AM - Hot!

YMCA

Hammer Lat pulls
Hammer High Rows - Alternated between the 2 for 5 sets. 110-12 rep range. Medium wts.

Smith Press, Hammer Laterals, Hammer Presses - 3 laps
Light arms.

Still trying to cope with the loss of Chris Benoit, a true hero. ;)

Was Bobby Cutts Jr. on steroids? ;)

WWE News: Benoit's son Daniel had Fragile X syndrome

Benoit kept it private
By Wade Keller, Torch editor
Jun 26, 2007, 22:18
FROM PWTORCH - LINK TO FULL ARTICLE

A woman tells News 1130 in Vancouver, B.C. that Chris Benoit's son Daniel had a condition called Fragile X syndrome. Wikipedia describes the symptoms:

Aside from intellectual disability (mental retardation), prominent characteristics of the syndrome include an elongated face, large or protruding ears.......

The woman interviewed for the News 1130 story says her family was in contact with the Benoits, but they didn't want to go public with the disease and chose to keep things low profile. .........

Fragile X Article.

W.K. Analysis: This may explain why Daniel was taking growth hormone injections. It also may shed light onto why Chris didn't want someone else raising his son and made the fateful decision to kill him. ..........

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

More on Chris Benoit

From Slam Wrestling:

Column: Benoit a coward, not a hero
By TIM BAINES - Ottawa Sun

Chris Benoit was a wrestling legend.

He was a champion, a warrior whose tenacity and dedication made him one of wrestling’s greatest technicians. He was a husband and a father. And now it looks like he was a killer, too.

Read the rest at SLAM

From 411Mania Wrestling News:

Latest Chris Benoit Details: Changes In WWE Programming, Objects Used In Murders, Vince McMahon's Reaction

More on the Benoit Family Murder-Suicide: Police Press Conference Notes

"Benoit hung himself with the cord from his weight machines."

This is getting nuttier by the minute. I wonder what brand of weight machine he used to hang himself with?

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Chris Benoit - Strangled Wife - Smothered Son

A law enforcement official close to the investigation says pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife and smothered his son before hanging himself in his weight room.

Continue Reading At EDMONTON SUN.


They gave this piece of shit a hero's send off on Raw last night?!? They should have been removing all mention of him from the WWE web site.

I just read a rumor that the wife murdered the son and it sent Benoit over the edge and he killed her. If this is true, then he is a hero. Let's wait and see. My fingers are crossed.

Tuesday - 6/26

530AM

Reverse Hyper, 45 degree hyper, Romanians w/ Trap bar.

Grip Training

Plate pinch w/ Right hand
York Block work w/ left hand

Finished with Titan's telegraph.

Still easing into it. Right thumb tear is healed but a but soft.

Benoit's Death Part of a Double Murder-Suicide

Written: June 25, 2007

According to lead investigator Lt. Tommy Pope, of the Fayette County Sheriff’s Department, in Fayetteville, Ga., the deaths of WWE Superstar Chris Benoit, wife Nancy and son Daniel were the result of a double murder-suicide, WWE.com has learned.

Coninue at WWW.COM


We have now moved him into the vile coward category. We hope he spends eternity in Hell's vomit and snot baths with Nicolae and Elena Ceauşescu.

Chris Benoit Update - Murder Suicide ?

From Foxnews:

Professional Wrestler Chris Benoit, Family Found Dead in Georgia Home

From The Salem News:

World Champ Wrestler Benoit and Family Dead, Police Suspect Murder

I just hope we are not bombarded with endless 'roid rage theories.
Maybe the WWE jumped the gun on the hero's tribute last night? ;)

Monday, June 25, 2007

WWE Wrestler Chris Benoit and Family Found Dead

This just hit me like a ton of bricks:

FROM WWE.COM Chris Benoit, family found dead

STAMFORD, Conn., June 25, 2007 – World Wrestling Entertainment was informed today by authorities in Fayetteville County, Ga., that WWE Superstar Chris Benoit, his wife, Nancy, and his son were found dead in their home. Authorities are investigating, but no other details are available at this time.

Instead of its announced programming for tonight on USA Network, WWE will air a three-hour tribute to Chris Benoit.

Chris was beloved among his fellow Superstars, and was a favorite among WWE fans for his unbelievable athleticism and wrestling ability. He always took great pride in his performance, and always showed respect for the business he loved, for his peers and towards his fans. This is a terrible tragedy and an unbearable loss.

WWE extends its sincere condolences and prayers to the Benoit family and loved ones in this time of tragedy.

Additional information on World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. can be found at wwe.com and corporate.wwe.com. For our global activities, go to www.wwe.com/worldwide/.

Monday - 6/25

530AM - This past week has been murder trying to get up.

YMCA - Close Grips - 5 sets of 10, finishing w/ 315.
Hammer Flat, Incline, Decline - 2 passes
Kelso Lat Pull Shrugs
Light arms


Grip Training - Just screwed around. One day you are "cock of the walk", the next you have regressed back to day 1. I was due for one of these weeks. ;)

I'm going to fry some Omega-3 eggs, then fire up an El Rico and take the dog for a lap.