Stop claiming your #3 is a beast, and asking to buy an "easy" one. Get a friggin SuperMaster.
Stop asking if Joe Kinney really closed the #4. He did. As did others.
Stop getting all scientific with your training. Get rest and eat right. And kill it.
The #3 is supposed to be HARD, don't worry.
The BLOB is HARD to pick up, form a plan and work at it.
STOP complaining about hand size. Deal with it.
Stop chasing every grip toy out there. Put the money on your mortgage principle. (You will thank me for this advice.) A few grippers, block weights, curl bar, and some plates should put you well on the road.