Dino Blue Light Special

We just got an email here at Grip-Central. Evidently the Dino-Man is blowing out his weight training materials. His prices are so low, they're INSANE!
The almost giveaway price of 800 bucks will start you well on the way of blowtorching bodyfat and troweling on inches of granite hard muscle. You will also get that nasty charly-horse agony in your balls after you realize you have been inner-circle jerked.

Save your money folks, there are no secrets. Work hard, don't eat shit, and most of all don't be a dick, and you will succeed.

Carry on.

*The above is my opinion and mine alone. Not responsible for others. Thank you.