Cable TV Bill

I just got the letter from Comcast, who just took over Adelphia. They informed me that the price is going up 20% because of the improvements and maintenance they are doing. Maintenance?! That is like going to the grocery store and being informed that prices are going up because they mopped the fucking aisles. These cocksuckers should be force fed Rosie O'Donnell's smegma.

After picking myself up off the floor from the initial shock, I called the 800 number. I promptly got a moron who could not add. I decided against changing my plans with her. I will call again tomorrow.

They should burn in hell with Joe Stalin, after being force fed the smegma of course.