Let's Hold Hands and Get this Thing Done!

We have just received an official, urgent, communique' from the Fictional Hand Bullpen! We are told that the Post Office is handling over 20 BILLION packages this glorious holiday season. Show some fucking compassion people! DOWNLOAD the FREELY AVAILABLE, PUBLIC DOMAIN Famous York Hand Balancing Course and save a mailman from going friggin Postal. ;)

God Bless Us, Everyone!