A Joyous Tear Filled Morning

We just received the latest inspiration filled missive from the Fictional Hand crew. Thank you, Thank you. We are told the sob drenched story of someone who overcame a crippling back injury, because of the guidance of Matted Fur and the team at Fictional Grip guru land. Our champion is now able to viscously pop phonebooks and attempt handstands.

Our faith in the power of prayer and positive thought has been restored. We at Grip Central are going to "Pay it forward".

Download the York Hand Balancing Course, and then watch Mr. Edgin's Phone Book Destruction video.

Please send your emotionally charged tales of success to imapatheticselfloathingeasilydupedfool@fantasyland.org

Bob, I need a Kleenex.

God Bless.
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