Brzenk vs. Samuelson Arm Wrestling

How much longer must we endure this fucking debate? Seven Pages and 135 GBoard replies of this imaginary never going to happen match up.

I just read someone describing Magnus' having wrists of steel and a cast iron grip. For the love of Christ, step away from the keyboard, take a breath, an re-root yourself in reality. DC Comics has enough imaginary super-heroes.

Brzenk is Brzenk.