A Delusional #4 Attempt

I just watched some clown's video on Youtube, attempting a Number 4 Captains of Crush gripper. Previously this person has stated on the forums that the gripper had changed spreads after repeated bouts of foot stomping and heavy hose clamp abuse.

But to defend himself, he stated that the spring "creaked" during his attempt. BIG FUCKING DEAL, it creaked because the spring has been damaged by stepping on it.

We will not be posting a link to the disgraceful video here. If you are on the forums you will know where to look.

This and other examples, like refusing to post videos, implying you are closing monster grippers, defending aggressive seasoning and guerrilla merchandising do not do our sport any good.

My advice is to work hard and ignore the pinheads.