Learning To Close Grippers

I just got the latest pile of nonsense from 'tis Functional Gripland. According to the folk there, no one knows better on how to close grippers than their guru? What the fuck? I wonder how many e-mails I will be subjected to, reminding me of how many slots are left for the clandestine telephone gab session.

If you want to learn how a CERTIFIED #4 CLOSER works out and read great acerbic commentary. ;) Get on over to GripperHell.

And of course spend some time being quiet and reading the GB. Nearly every certified #3 and #4 closer is a member there, and there is NO charge to ask a question.

Repeat after me: There are no secrets.