Seen on Grippermania

A response to the thread "How Often To Oil Grippers?"

I footstomp and use sperm.
Okay, I just oil them before contests or a huge PR.

:) :) - This response sums up the growing frustration with the lunatic fringe that has taken over the obscure sport of grip.

We definitely need a "Stupidity" Mod on these forums, moronic threads like this should not even start. Hey, Douche Nozzle, OIL YOUR FUCKING GRIPPER IF IT SQUEAKS. Is that clear enough?