Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Wednesday - 4/30

530AM

Pullups using Nautilus Multi-Machine Handles - 3xalottareps
Circuit Hammer Pulldowns->Rope Rows->Face pulls
Circuit - Hammer Laterals->Smith Press->More laterals
Arms
Abs



Found on OutlawPowerlifting ;) I don't know what is more impressive
the squat or the vomiting.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Tuesday - 4/29



5AM

Reverse Hypers
45 Degree hypers
Spent about 20 minutes in the garage hitting the movements, drinking coffee and cursing the pinheads on the local talk radio. Leftist pussies.

Grip Training
towel rollups
twist yo' wrists

Images from Dlisted.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Monday - 4/28

530AM - RAIN

Close Grip Bench - 6x10 - medium heavy
Hammer Flat bench - 3x10 - medium heavy.
Cable Tri Extension - 5x12
Face Pulls
Abs

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Sunday - 4/27

8AM

Reverse Hypers -> 45 degree hypers
Standing presses

Grip Training
Towel rollups w/ weight, Titans telegraph, Twist yo' Wrist.
Still wandering the desert.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

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Get on over there and register!

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Deicide - Ad for Till Death Do Us Part - HMV version

New Deicide Album on the way - May 13

Glen Benton for VP!

Friday, April 25, 2008

Friday - 4/25

Awoke from a "WORLD CLASS" slumber. Took a "WORLD CLASS" Space Mountain dump.

530AM

Arrived at the "WORLD CLASS" training compound, known as the YMCA.

Close Grip Benches - 6x10
Hammer Flat Benches - 3x10
Rope Tri Extensions
"WORLD CLASS" Tricep Kickbacks
Rope Face Pulls
Abs

Truly a bone numbing "WORLD CLASS" workout.

Breakfast consisted of 3 "WORLD CLASS" hard boiled eggs.
Grabbed a "WORLD CLASS" shower in the Grip Compound's "WORLD CLASS" washroom.

Urinated for a "WORLD CLASS" 2 minutes.

Contemplated focusing on "WORLD CLASS" cup stacking.

Spent the day celebrating a truly "WORLD CLASS" mental state.

;)

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Thursday - 4/24

5AM - Great weather.

Reverse Hypers, 45 degree hypers, and death metal in the garage.

Standing Presses

Grip Training - still piddling around until bug bites.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Wednesday - 4/23


530AM

Chins/Pullups - A lot
Hammer Pulldowns - > Hammer Seated Press -> Smith Presses -> Hammer Larterals
4 laps

Right thumb webbing is torn to shit. What the fu..?

What the fuck is it with this pinheads from Germany searching for Joe Kinney Grip Video Torrents? Look, you cheap fucks, send him the 20 bucks. Yes, we see all Google referrals to this site. ;)


Image from Moonbattery. Gutless, pussy, fuck gets pwned.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Tuesday - 4/22


530AM

Reverse Hypers -> 45 degree hypers.

Grip Training

deload - piddled around for 30 minutes.

Image from Moonbattery. Greenpeace idiots.
;)

Monday, April 21, 2008

Monday - 4/21

530AM - 60 degrees F

YMCA
Close Grip Benches - 5x10 - medium heavy
Hammer Flat Press - 2x12
Hammer Decline Bench shrug - 3x20
DB Pullovers
Abs

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Sunday - 4/20

8AM

Reverse Hypers, 45 degree hypers - Weather was too nice. Rotated between the 2 for about 20 minutes

Standing presses

Grip Training
Still in deload.
You don't realize how much gains you have made until you have a bad week.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Saturday - 4/19

7AM

Reverse Hypers, 45 degree hypers, Romanian DL w/ trap bar

Grip Training - Recycle

Light with both hands.

YMCA

Circuit - Lats, shoulders,arms,abs

Cleaned fucking gutters for 2 hours.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Friday - 4/18

530AM - Ass dragging - Tired all week. But weather is warming up.

YMCA
Close Grip Bench - 5x10
Hammer Flat bench - 4x10
Hammer Decline Bench Shrugs
Hammer Inclines
Rope Face pulls
Rope Pullovers
Abs

Fantasized about what it would be like to be a Fatman blob.
;)

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Thursday - 4/17

530AM

Reverse Hypers, 45 degree hypers, romainian dL's w/ trap bar
Standing presses

Grip Training
Hands still refused to work. Did towel rollups for 5 minutes. Called it a day.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Wednesday - 4/16

530AM

Pullups - 3 sets a lotta reps Right shoulder felt pretty good.
Circuited upper body, except for chest.
Abs

I Got Chalk on my Gripper Springs!


Good bye cruel grip world. ;)

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Tuesday - 4/15

Alarm went off at the usual 430AM, determined I had a case of the fuckits, and reset alarm for 630AM.

What the fuck is with the chalk on the gripper spring thread? The more things change the more they stay the same. ;)

Monday, April 14, 2008

Cannibal Corpse - Frantic Disembowelment

Sans Vocals.


Monday - 4/14


530AM - 28 degrees F. Frig.

YMCA

Close Grip benches - 5x10 - pretty heavy.
Hammer Flat Press - 2x10 - heavy
Hammer Decline Bench Shrug - 3x20
Rope Face Pulls - 5x12
Rope Tri Extensions - 5x12
Abs

We were amused by the locked thread this morning. A naturally self important guy and some teenager going at it. We had to recheck to verify we were not on some archived Grippermania Page. ;)

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Obama Making Up With the Simple Bitter Folk


Hat Tip to Hugh Hewitt.

Weekend

Saturday - 4/13

Grip - Still in a funk. Everything cold and wider than I remember.
Hit Lower back on 45 degree, reverse hyper then went to Y.
Chins (first time in a long time) - 3 sets lotta reps.
Lat work on shitty Hammer machines.

Sunday - 4/14
45 degree hypers, reverse hypers, romanian deadlifts.
Standing presses.

Grip - Hands pumped almost immediately. Fucked around to get blood in.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Long Day

Just got home. We migrated the last of our old servers to VMware. If you are running Exchange on bare metal, you are a fucking moron. ;)

I'm still longing for the day to pull the plug on Exchange, it is bloated crap. If I had it to do over it would be Zimbra or Open-Exchange on Linux.

Long term, I'm just going to outsource this bullshit to Gmail/Postini.

Friday - 4/11


What Garbage looks like in North Vietnam. ;) Hat tip to Moonbattery.

530AM

YMCA

Close Grip Bench - 5x10 - medium heavy
Hammer Flat Bench - 2x8 - fairly heavy
Hammer Decline Bench Shrugs - 3x20
Rope Pullovers
Abs

Thursday, April 10, 2008

A Muppet Death Metal Special



ALL HAIL Children's Television Workshop!

"Cryptopsy - Mutant Christ"

Ernie and Bert Do BRUTAL Death Metal Drumming

BLASTBEAT!!!!

Thursday - 4/10

530AM - 50 degrees F.
45 Degree Hypers, Reverse Hypers, Romanians w/ Trap Bar.
Standing Presses

Grip Training
Still in a funk. Nothing feels right. Piddled around.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Bob Hope: Democrats & Zombies

A true seer. Sums up the climate of today. ;)

Wednesday - 4/9

530AM - 48 degrees F. WooHoo!

YMCA
Hammer Lat pull - medium heavy - 6x12
Hammer High Row - 4x20 - medium
Rope pulls - 3x12
Face pulls - 4x15
Light shoulders/arms
Abs

Hammer machines are garbage.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Tuesday - 4/8

530AM

Reverse Hypers, radio and coffee. It was over 40, to nice not to hit the garage.

Grip training

Waste of time. 45 Plates and Blob50, felt "too" cold. Fooled with Armory Forearm Blaster
and #4 Tug. It was good to rediscover the Armory.

Monday, April 07, 2008

Possibly The

Best interpretation of "House of the Rising Sun" ever. Frijid Pink.

Chad Vader Episode 8

Classic. Worth repeating. The force is with Commander Wikstrom.

Monday - 4/7

Image from Moonbattery.

530AM

Close Grip Bench - 6 sets. A lotta reps with 225
Hammer Flat Bench - 3x8 - heavy
Face pulls
Tri extensions
abs

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Massive Muscle?

We believe there are no drugs of any kind used by this guy. Unless you count Cinnabon. ;)

Sunday - 4/6

8AM

Reverse Hypers - 4x12 - Rained last night. Lower back refused to do Romanians.
Standing Presses - All hail Ken Patera!

Grip Training.

Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 Pinching
Titans Telegraph - last 2 fingers and thumb.


NEW 2 HAND PINCH RECORD - 115KG - Incredible.

Charlton Heston - RIP - October 4, 1924 – April 5, 2008

One of the greats.

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Saturday - 4/5

7AM - Still frigging raining!

Romanian Deadlifts - 3x30

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 Pinching

YMCA

Hammer Lat Pulls - 6x12 - Medium Heavy
Rope Face Pulls - 6x12 - Pushed these
Circuited rest of workout

Thought about carrying some weights into cellar. Quickly dismissed idea.

Friday, April 04, 2008

Budlight Dude Commercial 3

Another good one. Make note of the enormous female bodybuilder about
2/3's in.

Friday - 4/4

530AM
Rain Rain Rain - 34 degrees F

YMCA

Close Grip bench - lots of reps with 225.
Hammer Flat Bench - 3x12
Rope Pullovers
Face Pulls
Abs

Scored a free, old York Olympic set yesterday. The old fashioned York Plate holder was included. Now I need to find the energy to carry all the shit into the cellar.

Also grabbed a heavy duty adjustable bench. I'm thinking of setting up an auxiliary gym in the
garage for the spring/summer/fall.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Thursday - 4/3

530AM

Could not get awake.

Romanian Deadlifts w/ trap bar - 3x20
Standing Preses

Grip Training

Piddled.Tough enough time trying to "grasp" reality today.


What is it with the lack of interest with the British Championships? We are not surprised
about our "savage" friend backing out. Videos can be edited, springs can be swapped, wrist curl plates can be switched, but the platform is the leveler. ;) The rest of you have no excuses.
When I started grip, the photos of the British Championships were the first that I found.
It's sad to see it potentially go down the shitter.

We almost went a week without mention of the "fat man" blob on the GB. ;)

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

ANOTHER LEGACY BLOB WARNING

We see that some are still peddling York "LEGACY" Blobs as RARE on EBAY.
Avoid the temptation to buy into this crap. You are better off getting a hex dumbbell
and cutting it if you cannot find a real old, classic York blob.

Look into the PDA Blobette also. When you get to handling 50 pounds on a
blobette, real blobs will be running away in fear of you. ;)

Smarten up people.

Wednesday - 4/2

530AM

YMCA

Hammer High Row -> Hammer Lat pull - 4 passes - medium weight
Smith presses -> Hammer Laterals -> Hammer Seated press - 4 passes
Arm
Abs

Remember people, yesterday was April Fools Day, before you give out warm, soapy
congratulations for record breaking Vulcan Hand Gripper closes, stop and think.
;)

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Tuesday - 4/1

5AM

Romanian Deadlifts w/ trap bar - 4x20

Grip training

Right - Plate pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Titans Telegraph - last 2 fingers and thumb
Reverse DB wrist curls

Monday, March 31, 2008

Monday - 3/31

5AM - Skipped the Y, no partner.

Cellar

Close Grip Bench w/ Apollons - 6x12
JM Press/Extensions - 3x10

Light grip to get blood moving. Sore.
Kicked Blob50 over to test hand span across face. With thumb knuckle in proper position,
only fleshy part of finger tips extend past face. This will never happen.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Sunday - 3/30

8AM

Romanian Deadlifts w/ Trap Bar - 4x20
Standing Presses - whoaa

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching
Left - Blob50 Pinching
Titans Telegraph - last 2 fingers and thumb

One of those days where you just can't squeeze hard enough.

We have been scouring the internet looking for the applications one would use
to apply for "GrandMaster" strongman status. No luck thus far. ;)

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Saturday - 3/29

7AM

Romanian Deadlifts w/ trap bar - 4x20

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching
Left - Blob 50 pinching

Musings:

Why get a clean video of you picking up the Inch Dumbbell with exaggerated tilt, when
you have done it "bunches" of times with no tilt, when the camera was not running?

Then when asked to do it in front of witnesses, you deny, because now you want
to tilt it for reps.

The British Championships should sort all this out.

Time to hit the Y.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Hillary Clinton in Bosnia



Audie Murphy cannot touch this. Excuse me while I kneel.

Friday - 3/28

530AM

Thumbpads sore. Holy crap.

Close Grip Bench - 4x15
Hammer Flat Bench - 2x10
Rope pullovers
Rope Face pulls
abs

Shoulders sore from yesterday. Still fairly solid.

Phenomenal Blog:

The Tight Tan Slacks of Dezso Ban

Full of the old greats from the original Iron Man Magazine etc.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Great T-Shirt


Order at T-Shirt Hell.

Thursday - 3/27

5AM

Romanian Deadlifts w/ Trap Bar - 4x20
Standing Presses

Grip Training

Right - 2x45 Plate pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Titans Telegraph - last 2 fingers and thumb
Reverse Dumbbell wrist curl.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Dumbing Down of Lifting the Inch Dumbbell?

What the hell is going on with the grip world? The recent developments of someone posting a video of an Inch Dumbbell deadlift with excessive tilt, and the subsequent glowing testicle rubbing accolades has us here at the grip bunkhouse sickened.

It seems like yesterday we were treated to a moronic debate of allowing the deadlift of 2 rubber coated 45 pound plates on the official lists, now this potential travesty.

Tilting allows the wrist and palm to put the brakes on the infamous rotation of the Inch.

As stated on the GB records forum:

1. Must fully deadlift the Inch to a standing position
2. The bell must remain horizontal without significant tilt. <-- NOTE 3. Only chalk is allowed. 4. Must provide a picture, video, or a credible GripBoard member must witness the feat. Further reading HERE by the official GB record Keeper.

...To qualify for the Inch Dumbbell Lift on the Gripboard Records List, you must lift the Inch Dumbbell without excessive tilt. The reason behind this is when the Inch tilts, the globe bell can be braced against the heel of the hand, or even the wrist. By initiating this contact, the athlete can reduce how much the Inch rotates, making the lift easier. To preserve the genuineness of the feat, the rules were modified so that the athlete had to lift it as level as possible....

Leave your frigging "self esteem" at the door people and do it correctly.

Excuse me while I go vomit.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Tuesday - 3/25

5AM - 19 degrees F.

Romanian Deadlifts - 4x20
No presses. Give shoulders a break. Dropping back to twice per week.

Grip Training

Right - plate pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Titans Telegraph - last 2 fingers and thumb
Dumbbell Reverse wrist curl

We could not help but notice that for the Nth time our "favorite" grip legend
had to remind us that only a certain few legends were lucky enough to get nearly
impossible to lift York blobs. Evidently the first 4 100 pound York dumbbells were
produced when Bob Hoffman was in the throws of dementia. Unlucky for the rest of
the grip world when John Grimek noticed the horrible mistake, and corrected it. ;)

Look people, if you are dominating a Blob50 replica, or just a run of the mill York, you
should have no problem putting away one of these so called "fat man" blobs.
(DO NOT CONSIDER the "new" YORK LEGACY DUMBBELLS - these are garbage)

It is only a brotherhood as long as it's only the big brother winning. ;)

It looks like the we are now into 4 GB forum pages of credit card set vs. MM set.
It is interesting that nearly all of the inflammatory comments have originated
from those who cannot close a #3 with either set. ;)

And what the fuck are we doing talking about chest crushing, seasoning HG500 grippers for?


Time to boil eggs.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Monday - 3/24

530AM - 21 degrees F

YMCA - They had the heat off yesterday and all night. Weight room was too fuking cold.

Close Grip Bench - 5x10
Hammer Flat Bench - 2x8
Face Pulls
Rope Pullovers
Abs

Home - Grip Training

Right - 2x45 York plate pinching
Left Blob50 pinching
Titan's telegraph - last 2 fingers and thumb

What is with the pinhead thread on the GB arguing about "setting". I thought we got over this.
Some of the posts read like the last Ironmind catalog. ;)

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Sunday - 3/23

8AM

Romanian Deadlifts w/ trapbar - 4x20
Standing presses - deloading

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinching - concentrate on form
Left - Blob50 Pinching
Titans Telegraph - last 2 fingers and thumb
Reverse wrist curls w/ dumbbell

Saturday, March 22, 2008

BEWARE - YORK LEGACY BLOBS - BEWARE

We meant to post this awhile back when someone asked about them on the GB a few weeks ago.
Well, better late then never.

Some unscrupulous asshole is trying to pass off the new York "Legacy" Blobs
as RARE on Ebay. If you are a newbie, beware, these are strictly garbage. We covered
them months ago here. One side is practically flat, while the other is round. They
are good for being used as DUMBBELLS. And yes we have seen them first hand,
as our local YMCA has 2 rackfulls of them.

Once again gripdom reveals its seedy underbelly.

AVOID.

Saturday - 3/22

7AM

Romanian Deadlifts w/ Trap Bar - 3x20

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Titans Telegraph - last 2 fingers and thumb

YMCA

Hammer Lat Pulls -> Rope Pulls -> Hammer High Rows - 4 circuits
Medium Heavy
Arms
Abs

We wonder what "set" Hillary Clinton would employ if training grip.

Don’t Bother Looking for Easter Eggs


Hat Tip to Lucianne

Friday, March 21, 2008

Friday - 3/21

530AM
Cold - 24 degrees F, windier than Ashley Alexandra Durpe's nether bits.

YMCA
Close Grips - 5x12 - medium weight
Hammer Bench Machine - 3x8 - fairly heavy
Rope pullovers
Abs

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Thursday - 3/20


5AM - Still raining. Lower back refusing to work

Romanian Deadlifts - 4x20
Standing presses

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Titans Telegraph - last 2 fingers and thumb
Rain had everything slick and damp.

How about how Laine Snook deadlifts the Inch and Millenium Dumbbells in one shot
and a certain credit card set legend has nothing to say. If it is not about some people
I guess it's just not worth congratulating. Envy will be the destruction
of gripdom. ;)

Wednesday - 3/19

530AM - Cold rain started Tuesday nite.

Circuited lats, arms, shoulders. 30 minutes

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Tuesday - 3/18

Wow. I though I was sore yesterday. ;)

Romanian Deadlifts w /Trap Bar - 3x20
Standing presses

Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
backed off. Moved quick. Sore from weekend. No sense in digging a hole.

Monday - 3/17

SORE

530AM

Close Grip Bench - 4x12
Decline Close Grip - 3x12
Hammer Flat Press
Rope Extensions
Face Pulls Abs

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Sunday - 3/16

7AM - Wet Snow. 33 degrees F.

Romanian Deadlifts w/ Trap Bar - 3x20
Standing Presses

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinching - w/ Chains/Paltemates
Left - Blob50 Pinching
Titans Telegraph - last 2 fingers and thumb
Reverse Wrist Curls with Dumbbell.

Saturday - 3/15

Approaching 60 degrees today!

Romanian Deadlifts - 3x20

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Titan's Telegraph - last 2 fingers and thumb

YMCA

Face Pulls
Hammer High Rows - fairly heavy
Circuited around

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Friday - 3/14

530AM

Close Grip Benches - 5x15
Decline Close Grips - 3x12
Some Hammer Machines
Cable pullovers
Abs

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Thursday - 3/13

5AM

Romanian Deadlifts w/ Trap Bar - 3x20
Standing Presses - Ahhnold! Ahhnold!

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinches
Left - Blob50 work - unforgiving slipperiness today.
Titan's Telegraph - Last 2 fingers and thumb
Reverse Dumbbell wrist curls.

What the fuck is going on in Great Britain?!?

Extinguishers banned in flats

The world misses Margaret Thatcher at the helm.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Tuesday - 3/11

5AM

Romanian Deadlifts w/ Trap Bar - 3x20
Standing Presses

Grip Training

Fucked around. Still sore from weekend.

Monday - 3/10

530AM

Close Grip Benches - 4x15
Hammer Flat - 4x10
Rope Pullovers
Tricep extensions
Abs

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Becca Swanson Benches 600.8 LBS !!

Video LINK HERE BECCA 600 Pound Bench

WOW :O

Think Before You Pull That Lever



McCain 2008

Sunday - 3/9

Rain stopped late last night. I was ready to put the dog on the roof.

9AM

Romanian Deadlifts - w/ Trapbar - 4x20
Standing presses

Grip training

Right - Plate pinching - 45's + chains + platemates
Left - Blob50 pinching
Titan's Telegraph - thumb + last 2 fingers (ring and pinky).
Reverse dumbbell wrist curls

Dampness was through all implements. Chalk was pulling freely off finger tips.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Saturday - 3/8

Still Raining

8AM - Ymca - Hit lats

Home Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching
Left Blob50 Pinching
Titans Telegraph - Thumb and last 2 fingers

Flame On.

We just got the new Milo here. We cannot help but notice
the editorializing that has been going on in the past few issues.
We were reminded last fall about the "CessPool Internet Forums" (sound
familiar?), then each issue needs to remind us about the lesser
gripper certifications, the self important legends of gripping, gripper seasoning,
dog legs, fooling yourself with deep sets. What the fuck?

All this "deep setting", seasoning, gripper cookin, certifying
took place in 2003-2004, near as we can tell.
Under who's watch were some of these "phonies" getting certified?
Hmmmmmm....

We have also had it up to fucking here about being endlessly reminded
that only a select few have access to extremely rare, overweight, nearly impossible
to lift Blobs. Yeah right.

We also propose that we attempt to go one fucking week on the GB without using the phrase
"Credit Card Set". Yes we know it's harder. Who the frig cares anymore?

It's 2008, let's concentrate on getting stronger and leave the sanctimonious
attitude at the cyber door.

Flame off.

Friday - 3/7

530AM - Still raining.

YMCA - Only had 15 minutes in the weight room. Electricians
were shutting wing down.

Close Grips - 135x30, 225x20, 295-2x15 fast pace
Hammer Flat > Incline > Decline Shrugs - 2 passes
Abs

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Thursday - 3/6

3 inches of rain between Tuesday and Wed. Implements slick and damp, lower back
cramped and nearly useless.

5AM

Romanian Deadlifts w/ Trap Bar - 4x20
Standing Presses

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching
Left - Blob50 pinch work
Titan's Telegraph - last 2 fingers + thumb - hands felt weird after this. Will continue.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Tuesday - 3/4

Rain, Rain, Rain

5AM

Romanian Deadlifts w/ Trap Bar - 4x20
Standing presses

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinchin
Left - Blob50 pinching
Titan's Telegraph
Reverse Dumbbell wrist curls

Clawing out of detraining hell.

Monday, March 03, 2008

Monday - 3/3

530AM - Rain

Detrained from 8 days off. Sore all over from weekend.

Close Grips - 1x20, 225-3x30
Hammer Flat > Hammer decline shrugs > Hammer Inclines - 2 passes
cable pullovers
Face pulls
Abs

Boiled eggs.

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Sunday - 3/2

8AM

Romanian DL's w/ Trap Bar - 4x20
Light standing presses for recovery

Grip Training

Right - Plate pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Titan's Telegraph
Reverse DB wrist curls

Taking the week off has made the pinch "groove" disappear, but
the aches have cleared up. Everything felt "cold" and flat.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Saturday - 3/1

Got back from Florida yesterday. Struggle to get started.

9AM

Romanian Deadlifts - 4x20
Standing Presses

Grip training

Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Reverse Curls - 3x10

The week off made the "groove" disappear.
Snow yesterday - chalk refused to stick to hand.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Busy All Week

Rough week. No workouts missed, but too busy to fucking post here.
Getting prepared for an operational pause.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Tuesday - 2/19

530AM

Romanian Deadlifts w /Trap Bar - 4x20
Standing Presses

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Dialed it back. Sore today.

We could not help but notice the thread whining that there
should be IM certs for females. Our stance is this,
there is no room for females in the grip pit
or the White House, unless, of course, they are summoned
to bring in a can of Red Bull.
;)

Monday, February 18, 2008

Monday - 2/18

530AM - 58degrees F - OoHa

Close Grip Bench - 6x10
Hammer Flat Bench > Incline > Decline Bench shrugs
Face Pulls
Rope Extensions
Abs

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Saturday 2/16 and Sunday 2/17

Saturday - 2/16

Romanian Deadlifts w/ Trap Bar - 5x10
Standing Presses

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 Pinching

YMCA
Hammer High Rows - 4x10 Medium heavy
Hammer Lat Pulls - 4x10 Medium heavy
Rope Pulls - 4x10 Medium
Arms
Abs

Sunday - 2/17
8am

Romanian Deadlifts w/ Trap Bar - 4x20

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinching - worked in Platemates and chains
Left - Blob50 pinching. Worked in Platemates
2.5" Hammer Concentration Curls
Titans Telegraph
Reverse Homemade Formulator Extensions
Everything in the cellar felt cold today. Hands stung after each attempt.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Friday - 2/15

530AM

Close Grip Bench - 4x20
Close Grip Declines - 3x15
Hammer Flat/Incline JM Presses
Hammer Decline bench shrugs
Rope extensions
Abs

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Slayer Wins A Grammy - Tom Araya

Wednesday - 2/13

530AM - Frigging snow

Hammer Lat Pulls > Hammer High Rows - 5 passes
Circuited rest of upper body.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Tuesday - 2/12

530AM - Friggin Zero degrees F since Sunday night. Shoulders
feel like bags of broken potato chips.

Romanain Deadlifts w/ Trap Bar - 3x20 - Sore
Standing Presses - even more sore

Grip Training - Backoff day

Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
Titans Telegraph

Sore from elbows to finger tips.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Monday - 2/11

530AM

Close Grips - 4x20-25
Decline Close Grips - 3 x 15
Going lighter, and higher reps are saving my elbow.
Hammer Flat JM Presses
Hammer Decline Bench Shrugs
Rope pressdowns
abs

A word on Trap bars. If you are looking for a solid, customizable bullet proof
trap bar. Especially with thick hand grips (and what grip guy is not), and
extended loading area, check out PDA's Assortment HERE.

Or the thick handled trap bar HERE at Elitefts.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Sunday - 2/10

8AM

Snowed a couple of inches last night. Gripping surfaces refused to
let go of that "cold soapy feeling".

Romanian Deadlifts w/ Trap Bar - 8x10
Standing Presses

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinching 45's / Chains / Platemates
Left - Blob50 Pinching - w/ Platemates
2.5 Inch DB Concentration curls - these are fucking murder.
Reverse Homemade Formulator extensions
Titan's Telegraph
Higher Rep, Lighter 2.5 inch hammer concentration curls

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Good Side of Bad News - Tornadoes

Saturday - 2/9

8AM - YMCA

Hammer High Rows - 4x10
Hammer Lat Pulls - 4x10
Fairly heavy on above
Circuited shoulders/arms/abs

Friday, February 08, 2008

Friday - 2/8

530AM

YMCA

Close Grips - 4x20+
Decline Close Grips - 3x20+
JM Presses on Hammer Flat
Bench Shrugs on Hammer Decline
Abs

The Fat Dumbbell work has the lower arms sore.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Thursday - 2/7

530AM - Heavy rain all yesterday and list night. Everything in the
cellar had that bottom of the pool feeling.

Romanian Deadlifts w/ Trap Bar - 3x20
Standing Presses

Grip training

Right - Plate Pinching
Left - Blob50 pinching
2.5 inch Dumbbell concentration curls
Titans Telegraph
Reverse Homemade Formulator extensions
Dragged garbage to curb
Tried to figure out where the skunk is living.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Wednesday - 2/6

530Am - A lotta rain

Hammer High rows - 6x10
Hammer Lat Pulls - 10x10
Hammer laterals > Smith Presses > Hammer seated presses - 3 laps - fast pace
Arms
Abs

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Tuesday - 2/5

530AM - 4 hours sleep.

Romanian DLs' w/ Trap Bar - 5x10
Presses

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinching
left - Blob50 Pinching
Titan's telegraph

Sore all over. But not bad.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Monday - 2/4

530AM - Fairly sore

Close Grips - 3x25
Decline Close grips - 3x25
JM Presses on Hammer Flat/Incline
Bench Shrugs on Hammer decline
Pushdowns
Face Pulls
Abs

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Fuck New England!

GO GIANTS!

WooHoo!

Good Side of Bad News - Steroids!

Excellent! Just caught this at the Outlaws forum. Enjoy.

Ryan Kennelly Going for 1100 Bench

This weekends Monster Bench Meet:



This is getting totally fucked up. ;)
It's only a matter of time.

Sunday - 2/3

8AM

Romanian Deadlifts w/ Trap Bar - 5x10
Standing Presses

Grip Training

Right - Plate Pinches/holds/overcrushes etc. Worked in chains and Platemates
Left - Blob50 pinching
Fat DB Concentration Hammer curls - 4x3
Reverse Homemade formulator extensions

The moisture from the ice storm on Friday settled into the cellar.

Friday, February 01, 2008

Friday - 2/1

530AM - Fuking ice storm

Home

Close Grips w/ Apollon's Axle - 6x10
Extensions w/ Apollon's - 6x20

Quick pace.